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| Who is the fairest of them all? |
Again this is from the GI joe Rec Room Facebook page - do join us there - where Ed asked that particular question.
It wasn't very specific so right off the bat, COBRA women were thrown into the survey. After a while it got quite educational as the some of the members voted for women who were neither: Such as the Oktober Guard's Leytenánt Daina L. Janack, and the civilian Candy Appel.
Surprisingly none of the newer GI Joe women made it into the list, and nobody voted for the Female Cobra officers - who we believe are really, really hot.
Here are the top five results:
MORE AFTER THE JUMP:
5) Zarana: Zartan's own wild-child little sister comes in at number 5. "Zoe" is the Dreaknok counterpoint to Lady Jay She's a method actor who prefers to use make-up and really good acting to deceive the GI Joes. Unfortunately, despite her acting genius, she's quite greedy, comes with a very short-temper and, can be quite violent as well.
For more about the 2011 SDCC Exclusive Zarana, click here
4) Scarlett: We really thought that Sergeant Shana M. O'Hara from Atlanta Georgia would have fared better. Hell we even thought that she would top the survey. The primary counter-intelligence operative of the GI Joes sadly has a romantic history as tragic as the movie character she is named after.
If you want to check out the GI Joe Renegades version of Scarlett, click here:
3) Lady Jaye: Again, we thought that Staff Sergeant Alison R. Hart-Burnett, the Joes Covert-Operations specialist, would have fared a little higher. As mentioned, she's the counter-point to Zarana who takes method acting even further by relying less on make-up and more on mannerisms and small ticks to get her by. Sadly she was killed by Red Shadows member Dela Eden while trying to save her husband Flint.
For more about the boxed DVD set Lady Jaye, click here.
2) Cover Girl: This is a bit of a surprise. Or maybe not. Specialist Courtney A. Krieger did after all spend years as a professional model before becoming a grease monkey and a tank driver. It's hard to believe that she and that stinky Popeye wannabee Shipwreck are dating. Cover Girl was given a homage in the TV series NCIS when they featured a character named FBI Special Agent Courtney Krieger, played by Dorian Brown.
For more about our custom GI Joe Cover Girl, click here.
1) Baroness: We suppose we could see that happening: The Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna (OrAnna Von Stromberg depending upon which story line you follow) AKA Anastasia DeCobray, Chief Intelligence officer for COBRA. A fine looking woman clad in body-tight leather. What's not to like indeed?
For more about the Social Clash Baroness, click here.
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